You know the card you were given for administrative professionals day might be insincere when after six years of working for the company they can’t be arsed to spell your name correctly.
- BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
- Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
- BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
- Grandma: What?
- BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
- Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
When your co-workers ask, “What is wrong with your face?” Before they say hello in the morning.
Thanks for the self-confidence boost there guys.
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
Seeing it in slow motion like that it looks like a butterfly spreading its wings for the first time.